Extensive statistical analysis of polling conducted over the last few weeks has revealed that I’m the only person who looks at this blog. This is good news – my readership is on the up!
It also means I can indulge in the counterpoint to Jade Craven‘s powerful and thought provoking post, 14 Things You (Probably) Don’t Know About Me, with my own post. Better still, since I’m the only person that reads this (cf. extensive statistical analysis) none of these things will come as a surprise. Happy days. Since I’m boring and don’t want to read so much about myself, I’ve also trimmed this post down to 5 points.
At this stage I would also like to point out Christopher Lane‘s response to Jade’s post, Facx Aboot Meh!, which is probably what you were after if you’re not me and stumbled on this post. Run now, while you still can.
1. There’s a cupboard in my unit that I forgot existed for over a month.
I moved to Townsville in early March, moved into a unit, and pretty much had to buy all the basics of life to fill up the unit. Who am I kidding? I had the basics of life – a computer. I just needed all that other incidental stuff that fits around the computer.
My unit has a small kitchen, and I noticed on the day I moved in that one of the cupboards smelled funny. Then I forgot about it. Not the smell, that is, I mean the cupboard. This was the 6th of March.
Fast forward to the 20th of April, I was brushing my teeth and getting ready to go to bed and suddenly thought “I think I have another cupboard in my kitchen.” So I walked to the kitchen, and sure enough, a cupboard. My question to you (me) is this: how the hell can you forget about a whole cupboard? For over a month?
2. I don’t like onion.
If you’ve known me for any length of time (as I have!) you’ll know that I have a passionate distaste for onion. I really wish this wasn’t the case, because it’s very, very problematic when it comes to…well, food.
Yes, I know what you’re thinking: “He doesn’t drink AND doesn’t eat onion? Party pooper!” (Oh wait, did I forget to mention I don’t drink either? Oh well, consider yourself warned). However, now that I’m cooking for myself the vast majority of the time, it’s not such a problem. I just don’t put onion into most things I cook (*collective gasp*). Yes, that works just fine, really. I don’t like onion, so amazingly enough removing it from meals doesn’t actually ruin them for me as most people seem to think when they first hear of this radical action.
3. I really enjoy cooking, but rarely follow recipes. So far, so good.
Since I moved to Townsville I’ve been experimenting with cooking different things. I’ve always cooked a bit, but living away from home means I’m cooking for myself most of the time and that’s no bad thing.
As Jade discovered, I make a mean cake, but I’ve been experimenting with the basics of the repertoire lately: bread, pasta and pastry. A delicious foray into the carbohydrate laden world of flour. This is definitely a work in progress, but so far so good.
4. I’m going to go back to university to do a PhD in linguistics.
I’m sure this is easy enough to guess since my language are so good. My trip to Townsville was all about taking a break, taking stock, and making sure it’s what I really wanted to do. I mean, 3 years is a long time and all, but it’s essentially a career choice too; experts in language endangerment generally don’t stray too far from the academic tree, so to speak.
So, I just need to think of a topic and/or language to do my PhD thesis on (which will be my focus next year, along with moving back to Melbourne and turning my current work into a part-time income). Easy. [Insert sniggers here]
5. Social Media Solutions is the second business I’ve been involved in founding.
The first business I founded was with my friend Matt and a graphic designer. It was called Crazy Crazy. I miss that name. I mean, Social Media Solutions has the professional appeal and the awesome branding, but Crazy Crazy had crazy. And a monkey. I’m afraid Social Media Solutions can’t compete on that front.
Anyway, there’s actually not a lot to say about that business. It was an amazing learning experience, and made me a lot more aware of how the business world operates before I got into the industry post-uni with Social Media Solutions.
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So, that’s it. It all seems a but anticlimactic now, and it was originally meant to be 14 points, but I had two options: let this blog fester while I tried to think of 14 interesting things about myself, or post something. So, enjoy your something!
I’d also love to hear interesting things about anyone who happens to find this blog. My magic 8 ball says that’s unlikely. Don’t get me started on magic 8 balls though.